Adventures in marriage

1. We argue for two weeks about who's going to take the car in for an oil change. Determined to make Justin do it, because he's the one who just took it to New York and it's his turn anyway, I finally cave and take it with his assurance he will buy me a sparkly camera accessory (an off-shoe flash is a sparkly, right?). But they didn't have the replacement headlight we need. So for the next two weeks...

2. Conversation we have when Justin is asleep (he talks in his sleep sometimes):

Justin: [Muttered gibberish] You know? The way it is in a region. Kind of misty, you know?
Juliet: [not sure if or how to respond to this] Yeah...
Justin: Huh?!