Sunday, July 23, 2006

I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-T.

You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!


I am the best U.S. citizen ever. Well, except for, like, Betsy Ross, and a bunch of other people.


Proctor: All right, here's your last question. What was the cause of the Civil War?
Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schism between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists, there were economic factors, both domestic and inter--
Proctor: Wait, wait... just say slavery.
Apu: Slavery it is, sir.

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